My Relationship Contract, Fi, Fi, Fine Yo Ass!

I'm so so serious. If you want to see me. You going to sign this. 

1.     KEEP GOD FIRST. Pray together and for each other.
2.     Never lie, omit facts or important details. (Pay a fine not less than $100)
3.     Never to entertain other individuals as long as we are in relationship.
4.     Never to cheat as long as we are in relationship. (Pay a $500 fine)
5.     Always keep our relationship details to ourselves.
6.     Always have each other’s back in everything. (In every aspect of the word, especially finances)
7.     Never put irrelevant people before one another.
8.     Always try to compromise in every situation.
9.     Never switch up on each other.  Be consistent.
10. Always communicate effectively. LISTEN to each other. No holding back on anything that maybe bothering one another.
11. Never involve each other in outside drama. NO DRAMA PERIOD!
12. No negativity. No violence towards each other. NONE! (Pay a $500 fine)
13. No hitting below the belt in a disagreement. Never say anything you don’t mean.
14. Always try to gain understanding from a disagreement. Agree to disagree
15. Do not play petty games.
16. Always make time for each other; especially on special days and holidays. Try to give advance notice if you can’t keep a date.  (No notice and you buy a gift.)
17. REASSURANCE often and/or when needed.
18. Always be respectful. Never have the other person looking like a fool.
19. Always treat the other person as you want to be treated.
IN ADDITION:
·        I promise to be gentle with you and your heart.
·        I promise to allow you to have access to my heart.
·        I promise to love and support you when you need it, and lovingly push and encourage you when you need it.



·        I promise that I will make myself as emotionally fulfilled as possible in my own life, in order that I can show up as my best self for our relationship.


·        I promise to be aware of, and own, my own emotional triggers and to never hold you responsible for my emotional response to things.


·        I promise to not waste precious time or energy worrying about who to place blame on. It gets us nowhere and it distracts from our collective goal of coming back to a place of love and connection.


·        I acknowledge that you are not your parents… and I am not my parents… and although we likely have some residual habits that they passed on to us, we can choose a new way if their way doesn’t work for us.


·        I promise to assume that you have the best of intentions.


·        I promise to assume that you are always coming from a place of love.


·        I promise to love and accept every side of you and all of your emotions, moods, and insecurities.


·        I promise to support you in your career, hobbies, passions, and anything else that makes you happy.


·        I promise to continually put effort into our relationship.


·        I promise to make distractions-free connection time a priority on a regular basis.


·        I promise to have a one-on-one date night with you at least once every month, no matter how busy or stressful life becomes.


·        I promise to always be open to talking about our sex life, no matter how challenging certain conversations might be to have.


·        I promise to always look for how you might be hurting in the moments when you try to push me away.


·        I promise to never hold the relationship hostage. I will never say “Then why are we even doing this?” or threaten our partnership in any way.
·        I promise to always cherish our relationship and celebrate it as the safe container for growth that it is.



·        I promise to always make you feel as safe, comfortable, and seen as possible.


·        Regarding all of the aforementioned statements, I acknowledge that when I say “never” or “always”, I will inevitably make mistakes. I am human, and I am not perfect. But I promise to always do my best and to promptly acknowledge when I have messed up.


·        And above all else, I promise to love you.


Any violation of this contract will result in civil action against the offending party. Any violation can result in dissolution of the relationship. This contract may be amended in writing with date and signature of both parties.
Upon signatures you certify that you are in agreement with this contract and will be held to it until dissolution of the relationship or if the parties are married which at that time will be presented with a new contract.